May 2012
I told my English teacher that the same guy who directed Romeo + Juliet is working on The Great Gatsby and she got mad at me
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I think Catcher in the Rye is a book with merits that is just incompatible for some people and that’s totally fine yo checks and balances
Anonymous asked: what do you think of Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind?
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We all know Andrew Jackson was the worst president so we can close this soapbox right now
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hotyaois replied to your post: Romeo Montague is one of the most insufferable…
what about juliet
she’s no great shakes either
Romeo Montague is one of the most insufferable little bitches of literature
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I left my Cranberries CD in the quad. I gotta go get it before somebody snags it.
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[[MORE]]paleonpale:
I pressed “record” on the tape recorder. There was a silence between the two of us before we started speaking, and this was my fault: I was wary of my voice recorded. It was firm and it was black, neither of which I wanted to be. Nor did I want to be Southern, and when I would play the tape back for analysis that night, I would cringe hearing the ugly, deep tones of my mother...
Whenever I finish a paper at 2 am I wish I was working on it on a typewriter so when it finishes I can hear that dramatic last “ding” and rip it out like a psychopath and cackle but alas I have to have conveniences
[[MORE]]is it really kink-shaming to say that making a stuffed sex pony is weird like let’s let put this in perspective
if there was a Dora blow-up doll, everyone would unanimously agree that it’s fucked up like I don’t care if some cult fanbase has grown out of nowhere
it’s a kids’ show made for kids directed toward kids and adults can watch it and dig it but once...
cashcrab:
A 90 minute experimental film consisting of nothing but Tom Bergeron shrinking slowly and silently
Superhero movies are usually just not my bag man but pretty much everyone is saying it’s so wonderful so I’ll have to see it I GUESS
Where’s that comic of that guy going I GUESS
(I still haven’t seen The Avengers because I’m broke)
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I’m mad at Ezra Miller
Sometimes if I’m stuck watching a shitty movie I imagine it with West Side Story choreography to distract myself
requiemforatuesday:
My Four Keys To Reviewing Film:
Does the main character look like Dr. Strangelove?
How many hot chicks?
Lens flare?
West Side Story knife fights?
if it doesn’t have one of these four, sorry bud it’s crap
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swintons answered your question: Recommend me some books to read question mark?
i am maru
Apexa, someone already recommended The Holy Bible
jack-sparrow:
oh right.
the poison.
the poison for kuzco.
the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco.
kuzco’s poison.
Recommend me some books to read
question mark?
Your Thong by Elton John with a lisp
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coenbrosbeforehos replied to your post: I’ve watched a lot of movies solely for Ewan…
how about the phantom menace
Not only is that the worst Star Wars film but he’s all beardy in it so there’s literally no redeeming qualities
I’ve watched a lot of movies solely for Ewan McGregor’s face and it’s been rough sometimes
Ever seen Incendiary? You don’t wanna see Incendiary
Anonymous asked: Do you like The Sopranos?
this sucks
Anonymous asked: what if ke$ha did a velvet underground cover
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